#Blow job simulation full

It’s really difficult to not laugh, when you first see those white, squidgy lips. The toy looks pretty neat and futuristic – until you actually take off the cap and look at the insert. **You know that dirty little secret I mentioned? Yeah, it’s to do with this. The outside of the unit is made from ABS plastic, and the insert itself is made from silicone**. The unit comes apart into several pieces for easy cleaning, and consists of the cap, two pressure plates which can be moved and changed around for different sensations, 2 ‘magic rings’ which control suction and the insert. No toy I have used has ever successfully mimicked the sensation it’s supposed to be simulating – and the HEPS is no exception (I’ll get onto that in a bit). Personally, this is a tagline that errs on the side of ‘creepy’ – a little too much for my liking. In fact, the only thing that shatters the illusion, is the slogan plastered over the cap – HEPS rival is HUMAN. At first glance, it looks almost like an old style camera. Well first of all, it really doesn’t look like a sex toy at all (well, not until you take off the cap). Personally, it’s not a ‘feature’ that really means anything to me, but the option is there if you need it (although really – it’s a stupid idea).

I’m not entirely sure I see the point – I’m not planning on storing my sex toys on my DVD shelf, and imagine having to explain to my friends when they ask to watch my bootleg copy of ‘The Waltons’ that they are going to be severely disappointed. Apparently, you can print off your own ‘covers’ for ultimate discretion. The HEPS arrives in what can only be described as a VHS/DVD style jewel case. To me, it’s a rather unfortunate acronym that conjures up some rather unpleasant images – not something you want when you playing with something you are supposed to put your dick in – but for the purposes of science (and orgasms) I’m prepared to overlook that small flaw. I’m still not entirely sure what it means to be honest. Human Exciting Perfect Sense – This is what HEPS stands for, according to their official website. But sadly, it’s marred by the recent discovery that the toy is hiding a dirty secret. This Japanese masturbator ticks all the boxes when it comes to weird/random/WTF – but would it tick the most important box? Would it make me cum. Which leads me on to the HEPS Fantastic Oral Sex Simulator.

#Blow job simulation full

I decided to go with the most recent acquisition to my ever growing collection of masturbators – one that I ordered on a whim during the Lovehoney christmas sale, purely because it’s quirky aesthetic has been taunting me for a while, but was never prepared to pay full price for as it was just, perhaps a tad too weird.īut appearances can be deceiving – and as the old saying goes – one should never judge a book by it’s cover. So I have a few toys lined up that are just waiting to have reviews posted, and it was really difficult trying to choose which one should start off the year.

So fill up your mugs, put your feet up and sit back and relax.

Hurrah! We’re back! I hope you all had a wonderful christmas! It’s good to be back, and I’ve we’re kicking off 2015 with a true WTF moment.